I can’t ski.  I make venomous coffee.  I don’t design websites (obviously). I haven’t figured out how to efficiently travel cross-town.

But I have the writing part down.

I’ve built a career in digital advertising, social media strategy, online content, and anything requiring a thesaurus. Take a look at these samples, scroll waaaay down and hit Next Page for the  Official Resume, or just contact me directly:

jennyjmuller@yahoo.com

415.963.2320

facebook.com/jennyjmuller

Sephora is puttin’ on the glitz for holiday.  If you’re in the mood to shine this season, try this tip sheet.

Nike Vintage Sneaker Campaign. New shoes done up in old style.  Along with this poster, taglines were created for banner advertising:

Re-Runs. Feel like you’ve seen it before? Probably so, if you were alive and running in 1974.

It’s Vintage. Only without the annoying “wait 30 years” part and extremely disgusting “used” element.

Vintage. It’s all there. 1970s-grade nylon. Weird Swooshes. Aged laces. Weathered foam. And those iconic color combos.

Nike’s Air Force 1 celebrates 25 years on the courts and on the streets.  We take the legend to the smaller screens with viral video.

(Video made as part of MTV’s AF1 celebration)

Idea: What if Sephora’s “Shop By Category” section actually had a personality? Won’t replace shopping with your BF, but it’s the next-best.

NikeGolf’s execs wondered: Is it the players, or the products?  For their new site, we tee’d up both.

What makes Nike’s Air Force 1 the force?  Best to let the experts handle that question.

(Video made as part of MTV’s AF1 celebration)

Sometimes what I have to to say won’t fit into 140 characters. Outlet: a regular column at Lemondrop, writing about everything from the lucrative business of selling your bits, to all the ways you can blow that cash on slap.

Sephora’s Beauty Rebelleion. The revolution won’t be televised; instead, it’ll just hit your Inbox if you’re a subscriber.

Psst! It’s better bigger: give the image a click.

Last week I tweeted about a horrifying new trend: Jeggins. That’s jeggings as in jeans + leggings, which equal pants that easily turn the phrase sausage casing into a verb that describes what happens to every joint south of your belly button.

Now I’ve got proof that this trend is a bad idea: Turns out, corking yourself into too-tight pants puts you at risk for suffering from a nerve problem called meralgia paresthetica. That tingling in your thighs? It’s your nerves crying out for breathing room.

There’s no permanent damage, but come on…pants that literally get on your nerves? Skipping!

*Want to read more Beauty & The Blog posts? How about here. Or here. Or even here. For me, coming up with content is easier than breathing.